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TV's Frink Birthday Roast — Page 6

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Frink is so old he was there for the events that took place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

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Frink rules, I don't care what any of you fags say.

HARMY RULES

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Bump because I’m coming up on 7 years and you guys should roast me more.

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Warbler said:

sneeks up behind frink, knocks him unconscious with a baseball bat, puts frink in the oven and turns it on  
he’ll be roasted soon enough. 😉

Damn Hitler, I didn’t know you were down with putting a Jew in the oven. We should kick it some time.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Frink once masturbated to a picture of Chuck Norris.

It was only because a dog was visible in the background.

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Darth Id said:

Frink once masturbated to a picture of Chuck Norris.

It was only because a dog was visible in the background.

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I’ve never played Mario Party either, but I’m anti-family so it’s ok.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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ray_afraid said:

Frink’s such a nobody that he has to remind people to make fun of him just so he can gain some sort of human interaction.
Happy birthday buddy!

Doing it right.

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Neglify said:

I’ve never played Mario Party either, but I’m anti-family so it’s ok.

Well me and my friends also get stoned and/or drunk and play it too, but I have extremely fond childhood memories playing it with my mom and dad when it first came out on the n64.

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TV’s Frink said:

ray_afraid said:

Frink’s such a nobody that he has to remind people to make fun of him just so he can gain some sort of human interaction.
Happy birthday buddy!

Doing it right.

Oh…so…very…right!
Point—hell, all points—ray_a.

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Frink and I have something in common.

His wife.

Happy birthday. Sorry if this qualifies as “special treatment”.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Tyrphanax said:

Frink and I have something in common.

His wife.

Speaking of which, how did that ever happen? She must have been pretty desparate.

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You didn’t pick up the phone.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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doubleofive said:

You need to remind us of these things, we don’t have a shared Google Calendar for forum birthdays!

Yet?

Maybe?

Hey cool, this is still a thing.