At least I have a face.
Frink has what he calls a face.
At least what I call a face is not for rent.
It was until it was condemned for being not fit for human habitation.
Why would anyone want to live in a face?
You wear the thing not I.
You could at least run an iron over it once in a while.
When 900 years old you reach blah blah blah.
lolz.
Now this is podracing a roast!
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
I'm in two minds about this thread.
Is it the done thing to roast a pickle?
Bingowings said:
Is it the done thing to roast a pickle?
Is this a British Scottish thing?
There's no middle ground with Frink, you either don't like what he writes or you can't read Sanskrit.
Still waiting to laugh.
What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Xhonzi's pants?
Frink's mom and they both have tumble dryers.
They both who?
Frink is so old he remembers when movies still had caption cards.
What he doesn't know is they now have sound.
Sound?
Frink is so deaf, when he swears his mom washes his hands with soap.
Wha?
Frink is so old his mom was the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
Frink's so old, if he acted his age, he'd die!
Frink's so old, he knew Captain Crunch when he was just a private!
Frink's so old, when he was a kid rainbows were in black and white!
Frink's so old, when he was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
RedFive said:
Frink's so old, if he acted his age, he'd die!
Frink's so old, he knew Captain Crunch when he was just a private!
Frink's so old, when he was a kid rainbows were in black and white!
Frink's so old, when he was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
Frink is so old he signed the Declaration of Independence!
Ziggy Stardust said:
Frink is so old he signed the Declaration of Independence!
From the Inca Empire.
Frink is so old that when he was in school there was no history class.
Frink is so old, I found a fossil of his hair when I went to Death Valley in search of dinosaurs.
Frink is so old that his birth certificate says "expired".
Frink is so old, he walked into an antique shop and they sold him.
Frink is so old you put him in a museum instead of an old folks home
Frink is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories
Frink is so old he's got hieroglyphics on his Driver license
Frink is so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince
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