Bingowings said:

Coming soon Commander Ben Dover and Captain Ivor Biggun.

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Many years ago, when I worked in a large printing facility, we were required to wear dress-style uniforms because we were a high-tech printing facility. Neatness and formality were the order of the day because our customers were high-end (Microsoft, Apple, Norton, Ashton Tate, etc).

I thought it would be humorous to make a custom name patch for my uniform. I put a lot of work into it and it matched the real ones perfectly. I replaced my name with the name Ben Dover. About a week later, the supervisor for the California operations was in town to visit the three plants that made up our division.

I don't have to tell you - I got dressed down pretty severely for that one. Seems they failed to see the humor. Hey, when you're 23 you sometimes do stupid stuff. It did look real though.
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