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Gaffer Tape's YouTube Reviews of Awesome Candy-Creating Goodness! (The Facts of Life/Star Trek III Conspiracy!) — Page 18

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What is this on-screen keyboard you speak of...?  Holy sit!  Ohhhh!  Wait?  I swear I didn't plan that...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

I am so appy tat you are appy!

(Stupid broken keyboard...)

Karen Farris said:

*eye roll, irritated scoff*

Ugh, that's what you get for using INFERIOR technology. Here at red squad we have the best computers available, but I suppose your mind is too 'primitive' to understand them-

*gaffer punches karen*

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But then we wouldn't get the hilarious typos.

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TV's Frink said:

But ten we wouldn't get te ilarious typos.

Fixed

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Gaff, I'm just catching up on some of your old reviews... sorry I'm late to the party.

The first one I watched was the Wonderfalls review, and it was awesome!  ..but bittersweet, I still can't believe how terrible that show was treated, it deserved so much better.  Now I want to watch it again...

Loved the Rubber Soul review as well.  I remember spending hours upon hours on the internets reading Beatles history and the stories behind just about every song they made.  Why couldn't I have just watched this instead!  Linked it to some fellow Beatles fans who will appreciate it even more.

Also, the Superman ending review gave me a sad :(
Don't get me wrong, I totally agree, I just don't like to think about it..

Overall, a lot of LOLs this morning. 


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Yay!  No need to apologize.  I'm just glad that you are/have been enjoying them.  Making people smile.  That's what it's all about.  Making people happy.  That's what I'm all about.  And world peace, and a miniature puppy in every arm.  That's what I'm all about.  Now if there was only some way I could make this pay the bills... =P

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I'm just trying to throw some feelers out there and really trying to generate more content than I have been since this year started.  I thought I'd been doing pretty well getting a large number of videos out in the latter part of last year, due to the contest (which will hopefully pick up eventually).  But would anybody be interested in me doing commentary on my previous videos?  I've thought about doing commentaries for certain videos for quite a long time, maybe since I first started but at least for a year now, but I've never done it.  I guess I never thought anyone would be interested.  But so, yeah, I am curious if anybody would be.

And for that matter, I guess I'm open to any suggestions in general (barring the squeaky chair and mentions of Inception since I did not bring my still unopened copy of the movie to Nashville with me).  Thank you all for watching and putting up with me. ^_^

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I think you should do a commentary of Inception

 

;D

But, yeah. I wouldn't mind hearing you do a commentary of one of your older vids, could be fun.

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Well, since (some of) you demanded it, here it is.  Of everyone who expressed an opinion on what video I should commentate... well, everyone had the same opinion:

Mighty Morphin Zyurangers...? Part 1 (Commentary)

It's all behind-the-scenesy!

And I don't know.  I think I might sound a little rough on this one.  I was a bit nervous starting out.  But I did all five parts in the same night, and I got quite a bit more into it as I went along.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Yay! I even forgot to suggest you do Power Rangers! Good stuff so far!

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Gaffer Tape said:

Well, since (some of) you demanded it, here it is.  Of everyone who expressed an opinion on what video I should commentate... well, everyone had the same opinion:

Mighty Morphin Zyurangers...? Part 1 (Commentary)

It's all behind-the-scenesy!

And I don't know.  I think I might sound a little rough on this one.  I was a bit nervous starting out.  But I did all five parts in the same night, and I got quite a bit more into it as I went along.

It might be fun to have commentary of the commentary from the perspective of your editing equipment (the thoughts of your microphone, your computers, your video camera etc).

I would love to hear what they think of you and your comments about their performance during your films.

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It is time!

Mighty Morphin Zyurangers...? Part 2 (Commentary)

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I believe it will surprise you, as it did me, to learn my Batman and Robin Review Part 3! is blocked in the following countries:

Afghanistan, Aland Islands, Albania, Algeria, American Samoa, Andorra, Angola, Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Aruba, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Benin, Bermuda, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Botswana, British Indian Ocean Territory, British Virgin Islands, Brunei, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Cayman Islands, Chad, Chile, China, Christmas Island, Colombia, Comoros, Congo, Congo - Democratic Republic of, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Cote d'Ivoire, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas), Faroe Islands, Finland, French Guiana, French Polynesia, Gabon, Gambia, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Grenada, Guadeloupe, Guatemala, Guernsey, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Holy See (Vatican City State), Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Isle of Man, Jamaica, Jersey, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kiribati, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macao, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Malta, Marshall Islands, Martinique, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mayotte, Micronesia - Federated States of, Moldova, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Montserrat, Morocco, Mozambique, Myanmar, Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, Netherlands Antilles, New Caledonia, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, Niue, Norfolk Island, North Korea, Northern Mariana Islands, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Reunion, Romania, Russia, Rwanda, Saint Helena, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Korea, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Suriname, Swaziland, Sweden, Switzerland, Syria, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Thailand, Timor-Leste, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Turks and Caicos Islands, Tuvalu, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United States Virgin Islands, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Vietnam, Wallis and Futuna, West Bank, Yemen, Zambia, Zimbabwe
So I released a new version, minus Simon and Garfunkel:

 

 

Batman and Robin Review Part 3! (Copyright Friendly Version)

 

 

If you saw it before, at least see the new intro. I believe the new music is inspired!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I've been too busy to keep up with this thread lately, but all of the Power Ranger commentary vids are out.  My newest piece, though, is:

Lance Reviews Who Reviews the Reviewers!

It's the final round of the contest (after nine months... finally!), and the three remaining finalists had to review the same thing.  I decided to be very meta and suggest we review the contest itself.  So, yeah, here it is.

If you've ever had a hankering to see me host a reality show-type recap while wearing increasingly flamboyant outfits (and, really, who hasn't?), then you'll enjoy this.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

And for that matter, I guess I'm open to any suggestions in general

Ah, I've been meaning to talk to you about this for sometime now, I really think your videos need more--

(barring the squeaky chair...)

... Dammit! Never mind. :(

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First time I watched your channel. You made a review to "Wonderfalls", how cool is that?

Since I loved "Dead Like Me" and "Pushing Daisies", I watched "Wonderfalls" (which hasn't been aired in Germany yet) and, guess what, loved it. It's so bad that Bryan Fuller never gets a chance to bring a series to a REAL end.

Okay, let's see what else you got there...

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Well, you've had a few months.  Did you see what else I have here?  ^_~

Even if you didn't, here's something new!

Karate Koopa Review!

As a kid, I had an unnatural obsession with The Super Mario Bros. Super Show.  As an adult... I own the entire series on DVD.  I guess things haven't changed all that much.  But good heavens does this show not make any sense!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Like the ending!  Also, surprised you didn't plug your rant on the Blus here too... also, what are your thoughts on the loss of the Wonder Woman movie - and then the TV series?  She's gotten the shaft the most out of any superhero the past few years.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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bkev said:


She's gotten the shaft the most out of any superhero the past few years.
*cough*