Why do I never put things where I'll be able to find them again?
Sometimes, within seconds of last using the TV remote, I have such little idea where it is that it takes me full-on minutes to find it again.
I think the last subconscious thought to go through my brain is- "Well, I'll never need this thing again!" *wub-wub-wub-sound-as-it-soars-over-my-shoulder-into-the-ether"