(Yea, that was classy - no more dead terrorists please)

Holy shit, I thought I'd said everything... but I haven't!!

Here's a few things:

1)
Trolling also includes dishonesty as a requirement. Posting something you honestly stand behind, but know could (or will) piss people off, isn't trolling. Warping your opinions and personality specifically to piss people off (or just confuse / show them up; single rhetorical bait questions not included; Socratic irony comes close) is trolling.

There's another word for the former thing: insult.

2)
On an earlier occasion, CP3S has admitted to basically just posting stuff to get me to say something funny.
Now while that's the past by now, I haven't done anything like that in the first place.
So does anything hold any water around here aside from gravity?

The term "troll" gets thrown around too often, but this is exactly what makes him a troll.
Once again, I rest my case. There simply isn't anything more to say about this.