Gaffer Tape said:
No, Frink! You can't say things like that! If you say you didn't read a post, or almost didn't read a post, or read a post on the wrong day of the week, or read a post in a way he didn't like you to read the post, or read the Saturday Evening Post, he's going to have ammunition to invalidate everything you say for the rest of your life.
Oh... like he wasn't going to do that anyway.
I admit I don't hear any hillbilly or ten year old voices, but I do register a monotonous buzzing whenever I read any of his quote pyramid rants, and it does tend to give one a headache.
I laughed when reading this, but on a serious note (only because you're seemingly not getting it):
Yea, that's it in a nutshell, basically.
If you're not reading someone's contributions, you better as well quit replying, because you don't know what he said, and you might come off as a laughing stock without realizing it.
Aren't you thankful for this advice? Well, no need to thank me and all, just make sure you FUCKING STOP REPLYING OR MAKING SNARKY REMARKS, if keeping up means headache for you.
Come on, health is important than some stupid internet battle. Get a sleep or something, go outside :D