CP3S said:
Gaffer Tape said:
*Gaffer Rage!*
*SMASH*
Wow. Out of all my years here, I don't think I have ever seen Gaffer get upset with anyone like this before. He's always kind of been the Ambassador of Peace. But then again, out of all my years on the internets, I've never quite seen anything like twooffour.
This is exactly what I was saying, but twooffour is so blind to everything except his own rightness that he will never understand it.
Has anyone ever mentioned that your posts read like listening to The Ultimate Warrior speak? While huffing paint?
Nothing but a lot of jargon and repetitive fluff that goes on for far too long but actually means absolutely nothing (in your case to desperately cling to the notion that you're always right). Oh, and DESTRUCITY!
So yea, so much for that.
I think you just want immediate expressions of love and gratitude for your wise "advices" and "aiding", and when someone questions a part of it, you go all "not if you're gonna be like that!" and get offended.
Oh, and I almost forgot about the rationalizing. Thanks for reminding me. Okay, so if that's how I am, and I only extend a friendly hand in order to further my sinister agenda of getting newbies to worship me, why is it that all these other people, people who don't do that, also don't like you?
Oh, wait, it's because they're so jealous that their opinions aren't as factual as yours.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Does ANYONE like this "guy?"
TV's Frink said:
CURRENT SCORE
twooffour: 7 (Frink, Gaffer, Ziggy, C3PX's cat, Mrebo, Davnes007, Ric Olie)
Everyone else: 1 (twooffour)
Oh, and C3, your cat's vote was recorded, but I still need yours. Thanks.
It is my girlfriend's cat, actually. His vote can count for mine, this election definitely requires no padding.
CURRENT SCORE
twooffour: 7 (Frink, Gaffer, Ziggy, C3PX's girlfriend's cat, Mrebo, Davnes007, Ric Olie)
Everyone else: 1 (twooffour)
TV's Frink said:
CP3S said:
Gaffer Tape said:
*Gaffer Rage!*
*SMASH*
Wow. Out of all my years here, I don't think I have ever seen Gaffer get upset with anyone like this before. He's always kind of been the Ambassador of Peace. But then again, out of all my years on the internets, I've never quite seen anything like twooffour.
This is exactly what I was saying, but twooffour is so blind to everything except his own rightness that he will never understand it.
This statement may or may not have substance, depending on the context.
Seeing as how, right now, this context is that you've called me an asshole after having been an asshole to me yourself (like on the Politics thread recently), and now instead of somehow addressing that, you instead reply with yet more of "he always wants to be right" bullshit.
I've already posted a long essay about when I think it's appropriate to consider yourself right (basically, when your opponents are extremely stupid, extremely sloppy, or extremely hypocritical), and when not, I've linked to it a couple times in this very thread, but don't mind reading that.
Just keep insisting how I think I'm always right, and can never see it when someone else has the high ground (implying that you ever had any in this weekend).
I see it's more convenient.
twooffour said:
TV's Frink said:
CP3S said:
Gaffer Tape said:
*Gaffer Rage!*
*SMASH*
Wow. Out of all my years here, I don't think I have ever seen Gaffer get upset with anyone like this before. He's always kind of been the Ambassador of Peace. But then again, out of all my years on the internets, I've never quite seen anything like twooffour.
This is exactly what I was saying, but twooffour is so blind to everything except his own rightness that he will never understand it.
IT'S NOW PAGE NINE OF MY THREAD OF INSANITY, AND I'M STILL TRYING TO WIN!!!!!!!!!
CP3S said:
Gaffer Tape said:
*Gaffer Rage!*
*SMASH*
Wow. Out of all my years here, I don't think I have ever seen Gaffer get upset with anyone like this before. He's always kind of been the Ambassador of Peace. But then again, out of all my years on the internets, I've never quite seen anything like twooffour.
As amusing as he has been, when he inevitably gets banned I am not going to be shedding any tears. He's already been temp banned once for insulting Moth3r, so he is on pretty thin ice. I'd honestly be surprised if he makes it to the end of this month without finding a way to get himself a permanent ban, but then again, he may surprise me.
He's always kind of been the Ambassador of Peace.
As amusing as he has been, when he inevitably gets banned I am not going to be shedding any tears.
He's already been temp banned once for insulting Moth3r, so he is on pretty thin ice.
twooffour said:
Thought he was a she?
He is a she, dumbass. You should read her sig.
And if you treat all women like that, it is no surprise you're still a virgin.
TV's Frink said:
twooffour said:
TV's Frink said:
CP3S said:
Gaffer Tape said:
*Gaffer Rage!*
*SMASH*
Wow. Out of all my years here, I don't think I have ever seen Gaffer get upset with anyone like this before. He's always kind of been the Ambassador of Peace. But then again, out of all my years on the internets, I've never quite seen anything like twooffour.
This is exactly what I was saying, but twooffour is so blind to everything except his own rightness that he will never understand it.
IT'S NOW PAGE NINE OF MY THREAD OF INSANITY, AND I'M STILL TRYING TO WIN!!!!!!!!!
You're already done this schtick, and it doesn't catch on I'm afraid.
Nah, I'm not trying to "win". There's nothing to win against.
You're being pointed to errors, and gaping hypocrisies, in your posts and accusations, and can't say a word in defense.
I'm not winning. You're failing.
twooffour said:
3rd worthless vote: by the guy who also says "blah blah" and has "shut up" as one of the justifications for his vote (he didn't name any others)
Says the guy who's losing.
Besides, your posts are the only justifications I need.
CP3S said:
twooffour said:
Thought he was a she?
He is a she, dumbass. You should read her sig.
And if you treat all women like that, it is no surprise you're still a virgin.
So then why do you say he.
And yea, keep tossing clichéd cheap shots, that'll make you right again.
Ziggy Stardust said:
twooffour said:
3rd worthless vote: by the guy who also says "blah blah" and has "shut up" as one of the justifications for his vote (he didn't name any others)Says the guy who's losing.
Besides, your posts are the only justifications I need.
Said the guy who said "blah blah" and "shut up". And nothing else.
And then he tells me I'm "losing".
Yes, smart alec, there would in fact be no "justifications" for... me acting in a certain way... outside of my posts.
Thing is, you can't just say "your posts", you'll have to find the right passages and explain why.
Since you're not backing anything up, I'd say you're just tossing around unsupported exclamations.
Keep doing that, I'm not replying to any more of those :D
CP3S said:
twooffour said:
Thought he was a she?
He is a she, dumbass. You should read her sig.
And if you treat all women like that, it is no surprise you're still a virgin.
Oh no, you said dumbass.
Why don't you suggest yourself to get banned? ;)
twooffour said:
TV's Frink said:
twooffour said:
TV's Frink said:
CP3S said:
Gaffer Tape said:
*Gaffer Rage!*
*SMASH*
Wow. Out of all my years here, I don't think I have ever seen Gaffer get upset with anyone like this before. He's always kind of been the Ambassador of Peace. But then again, out of all my years on the internets, I've never quite seen anything like twooffour.
This is exactly what I was saying, but twooffour is so blind to everything except his own rightness that he will never understand it.
IT'S NOW PAGE NINE OF MY THREAD OF INSANITY, AND I'M STILL TRYING TO WIN!!!!!!!!!
twooffour said:
butthurt
How would you feel about using the word "ass injured" instead of "butthurt" from now on?
Every time you use "butthurt" the accent for you in my head turns to a backwoods hillbilly accent or that of a squeaky shrill voiced 10 year old, and both of those really annoy me.
I think you'll find using cooler words gets you further in life too. Just sayin': might be a part of your vocabulary that you'd be better off leaving in middle school.
twooffour said:
So then why do you say he.
And yea, keep tossing clichéd cheap shots, that'll make you right again.
Reading back over it, it did come off as a cheap shot. I wasn't really trying to use it as a jab like "you're such a loser you've never had sex" but more of "if you always talk to women like that you're never going to get any".
CP3S said:
twooffour said:
butthurt
How would you feel about using the word "ass injured" instead of "butthurt" from now on?
Did he really say that again? I've stopped reading his posts entirely now. Guess I'll go back and read that one.
Yeah, you didn't miss anything though. In post 208 he summarized the entire situation, yet again (for like the 27th time), and mentioned how I got "butthurt" because I wasn't smart enough to get his joke and I started this whole thing.
No, Frink! You can't say things like that! If you say you didn't read a post, or almost didn't read a post, or read a post on the wrong day of the week, or read a post in a way he didn't like you to read the post, or read the Saturday Evening Post, he's going to have ammunition to invalidate everything you say for the rest of your life.
Oh... like he wasn't going to do that anyway.
I admit I don't hear any hillbilly or ten year old voices, but I do register a monotonous buzzing whenever I read any of his quote pyramid rants, and it does tend to give one a headache.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Gaffer Tape said:
Has anyone ever mentioned that your posts read like listening to The Ultimate Warrior speak? While huffing paint?
Nothing but a lot of jargon and repetitive fluff that goes on for far too long but actually means absolutely nothing (in your case to desperately cling to the notion that you're always right). Oh, and DESTRUCITY!
So yea, so much for that.
I think you just want immediate expressions of love and gratitude for your wise "advices" and "aiding", and when someone questions a part of it, you go all "not if you're gonna be like that!" and get offended.
Oh, and I almost forgot about the rationalizing. Thanks for reminding me. Okay, so if that's how I am, and I only extend a friendly hand in order to further my sinister agenda of getting newbies to worship me, why is it that all these other people, people who don't do that, also don't like you?
Oh, wait, it's because they're so jealous that their opinions aren't as factual as yours.
Has anyone ever mentioned that your posts read like listening to The Ultimate Warrior speak? While huffing paint?
Oh wait... there is no irony.
There is no such thing...
.... as irony.
Whatever :)
Nothing but a lot of jargon and repetitive fluff that goes on for far too long but actually means absolutely nothing (in your case to desperately cling to the notion that you're always right).
Okay, so if that's how I am, and I only extend a friendly hand in order to further my sinister agenda of getting newbies to worship me, why is it that all these other people, people who don't do that, also don't like you?
Despite the fact that you were acting like a dick in that same post, too, and I had all the justification for responding the way I did. Which I've explained, too.
So, the others, eh?
CP doesn't like me - in fact, stopped "kinda liking me despite all the dumbshit I post so often", within a millisecond, because of some stupid joke I made at the "expense" of someone else.
He then couldn't get over the fact that it was a joke for several pages, and I have the awful feeling that he still doesn't.
So that's one.
I find it almost fascinating and more than a little terrifying that you've actually gone to this much trouble to so definitively assign motives and complete scenarios for every single person who has engaged you in conversation (and, of course, in every single one of those scenarios, you just so happen to be the only voice of reason surrounded by idiots or mean folk or people who just don't get you... even though you're a self-described rabble rouser... HYPOCRISY MUCH? UNINTENDED IRONY? BUTTHURT?! =P). Of course, I find it even more troubling that you actually seem to believe any of it.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
twooffour said:
So then why do you say he.
I get easily confused when I am thinking about pretty girls.
CP3S said:
twooffour said:
So then why do you say he.
I get easily confused when I am thinking about pretty girls.
Well, C3PX, his "problem" is so "obvious." I mean, it's obvious to anyone who can hold water that, unlike what you told him, he just didn't read.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
CP3S said:
twooffour said:
butthurt
How would you feel about using the word "ass injured" instead of "butthurt" from now on?
Every time you use "butthurt" the accent for you in my head turns to a backwoods hillbilly accent or that of a squeaky shrill voiced 10 year old, and both of those really annoy me.
I think you'll find using cooler words gets you further in life too. Just sayin': might be a part of your vocabulary that you'd be better off leaving in middle school.
Well I don't care about your fantasies, but, if Ah hayed to trahst mah goots, I'd say that "ass injured" is more like something a redneck would say.
At any rate, congratulations on revealing yourself as a complete n00b - I thought you were joking before with that whole "containing it in quotation marks" thing!
Butthurt is a very common, and very cool, classic INTERNETS meme.
I'm glad you've caught the "uncool 10th grader" aspect of it all, but you're missing out on the intentional irony.
It's SUPPOSED to mimick some small kid (or rather, an adult behaving like one) with an expression like this:
Offended, and demonstratively upset over something rather trivial, or maybe even humorous.
It's SUPPOSED to sound childish, kinda "cute" and innocent. (Innocent as in, completely unable to tell what a joke is.)
Ass injured sounds violent, and it also implies actual injury, not falling on the floor and starting to cry.
So learn your memes, and back off with this stupid nonsense, PLEASE.
