Ziggy Stardust said:

Dude, shut up.

That's one.

This style of posting is the number one reason why boards have an ignore function.
I like the irony of this.

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I also like how this single post is probably much "ruder" than anything I've ever posted on this board. (Aside from calling Moth3r a "dunce". Except even that wasn't as bad. Except I didn't even call him a dunce, I just asked whether I could say the word. Except of course with the implication that he was one. But that was then.)