Oh god, that was fun reading.
Even explaining the difference between opinion and fact to twooffour becomes a tortured exercise.
The only thing that might be worth responding to in his last "response" is:
You either have the driest deadpan humor I've ever witnessed, or you're an unimaginably boring person.
I could make an educated guess based on the tone of the rest of your post, but I rather wouldn't.
You're clearly being rude (coy, but rude). This perfectly illustrates your manner of argumentation in which you absolutely misread and misconstrue everything (while being rude).
Has my tone been "boring"? You're surely entitled to your opinion (sorry I won't explain what that means). I have been civil, logical, and patient. Those may be boring qualities in your eyes. Certainly given the tone of the rest of your post...
The truth is I tend to have a dry deadpan humor. Don't know about the driest ever. Am I now amazing because I do apparently have the driest deadpan humor you've ever witnessed? Of course not. Need you rethink the "boring" tone of the rest of my post? Don't trouble yourself. We've agreed to disagree so I'm moving on to organize my rock collection.