Is Part 4 of anything ever good?? — Page 5

doubleKO, thank god you put "butthurting" in quotes! That phrase should never be allowed to roam free among other words. Of it must be repeated, keeping it safely contained between quotation marks is most certainly for the best.

So then why so sensitive, CP?



:P

twooffour said:

Well it depends over what, and if it's a lame joke that was never meant to be offensive in the first place

So, insulting the intelligence of others is simply a "joke" and shouldn't be taken offensively.

By that "logic" you do realize you could say virtually anything to anyone, then wuss out and hid behind your "It was a lame joke!" defense, then tell them they had no reason to be offended at your insult because it wasn't intended to be offensive.

I've said this multiple times before, I was never offended. Just because wasn't willing to take your bullshit doesn't mean I was offended. It takes a lot more than just some guy with little man syndrome on a web forum to offend me.

Monolithium said:

Davnes007 said:

Monolithium said:

CP3S said:

Monolithium said:

Alien Resurrection is a Part 4 that is good.

NO, WRONG.

Oh.  I did not know that.

It's a lot better than Alien 3.

Resurrection is better than the theatrical cut of Alien 3.  The Assembly Cut on the other hand is the superior film.

I admit Alien 3 is extremely weak and disappointing, I just really couldn't stand that film. I am actually a fan of the director too, and was cautiously excited when I heard he was making the film. I went in wanting to like it, but Jean-Pierre Jeunet's style and quirkiness just didn't work in the Alien universe for me. All the little subtle things I loved about Alien and its first two sequels were completely removed from Resurrection. Also the bringing back of a main character who was dramatically killed off previously is always a really terrible idea.

CP3S said:

twooffour said:

Well it depends over what, and if it's a lame joke that was never meant to be offensive in the first place

So, insulting the intelligence of others is simply a "joke" and shouldn't be taken offensively.

Wow, you're a dense fellow (I can say this on off-topic, btw)... no, it was INTENDED as a joke. WRITTEN as a joke.
A humorous insult (in this case, in form of an intentionally lame, nonsensical repartee) isn't offensive by definition.

But hey, continue to insist that you had any justification to be offended, as it seems your "intelligence" is at jeopardy here.

By that "logic" you do realize you could say virtually anything to anyone, then wuss out and hid behind your "It was a lame joke!" defense, then tell them they had no reason to be offended at your insult because it wasn't intended to be offensive.

I've said this multiple times before, I was never offended. Just because wasn't willing to take your bullshit doesn't mean I was offended. It takes a lot more than just some guy with little man syndrome on a web forum to offend me.

The very fact that it "rubbed you the wrong way", or that you took it as any form of "bullshit" that you could even begin to "not take" (all the while it was neither addressed at you, nor meant ANY seriously whatsoever), is already more than enough hilarity to shatter the fabrics of spacetime.

It was obviously enough for you to make me your "least favorite member of this board" after "having rather liked me" up until that point. Because of a fucking obvious joke.

Had you actually taken any "serious offense" to that, we wouldn't be still sitting here as the universe would've long exploded and vanished from existence due to internal contradictions.

So don't be redundant and tell me you weren't very offended by a joke, just a little bit. We still exist, and I can still laugh at you all the same - and that's all that really matters, isn't it?

I love that twooffour is going to spend another entire day trying to win the thread. So entertaining!

twooffour said:

doubleKO, thank god you put "butthurting" in quotes! That phrase should never be allowed to roam free among other words. Of it must be repeated, keeping it safely contained between quotation marks is most certainly for the best.

 

Now that's pretty funny...

I see you have learned to make a quote box! And single space your paragraphs! (kind of) ;) Took me ages to work out how to put 2 quotes in one post...

RE sensitivity: You can be pretty rude and you do seem to enjoy arguing for the sake of it, SHOUTING at people and stating your opinions as facts. Some people don't enjoy that. It probably wouldn't bother people if you toned it down a bit and weren't so adversarial in nearly every post. Most of us are guilty of stating our opinion as facts at one time or another or have done it on purpose for humour, but doing it in every post without any friendly exchanges to balance your online "personality" makes it hard for people to know you are joking. If you always act the jerk, how are we to know that you're not a jerk?

And stop with the "quotes" around "everything" :)

TV's Frink said:

I love that twooffour is going to spend another entire day trying to win the thread. So entertaining!

*high fives Fink*

I know! I was afraid it was going to take more effort than I wanted to put into it, but he slipped right back into it seamlessly.

He "can't" HELP "himself". He HAS to "win."

You can be pretty rude and you do seem to enjoy arguing for the sake of it

SHOUTING at people

I'm really just using caps for emphasis, as I feel underlining looks too pedantic, and italic too subtle. But I really don't care. Neither do I care about italics vs. quote boxes.

Sorry if my caps offended you in any way. Or my italics.

and stating your opinions as facts

Well, go have a happy look over at the other thread, if you wanna start with that.
But hey, what was that last "opinion" that I "stated as fact"? That's if you can think of any examples.

Although, isn't that technically an opinion of yours, that you're stating as a fact, right now?

If you always act the jerk, how are we to know that you're not a jerk?

It's called basic sense of humor.

Well, I gave it a "shot".

doubleKO said:

Well, I gave it a "shot".

I guess as long as I don't read your post, get an epiphany and say "of course, you are so right", it means you couldn't get through to me, eh?

Maybe I should just let it go. Have people, with certainty, accusing me of stating "opinions" as "facts" without providing a single example, all the while posting graphics with flawed and incomplete definitions of those.

Don't wanna make the impression that I was somehow trying to "win" due to some compulsive disorder, now do I?
I mean, that's something I'd like to avoid!

@Twooffour:

Dude! How fucking tall are you?

Just asking.

Sehr toll, sehr toll.

Danke!

Dass kurze, eh?

CP3S said:

@Twooffour:

Dude! How fucking tall are you?

Just asking.

Your standard twobyfour is a short thick plank.

Yea?

lol

CP3S said:

@Twooffour:

Dude! How fucking tall are you?

Just asking.

I GUARANTEE "he" is "at least" SEVERAL INCHES "shorter" than HE THINKS.

PS: blah blah blah blah

twooffour said:

doubleKO, thank god you put "butthurting" in quotes! That phrase should never be allowed to roam free among other words. Of it must be repeated, keeping it safely contained between quotation marks is most certainly for the best.

 

Now that's pretty funny...

Wait a minute... CP3S said that, not you. Sheesh.

Sorry CP3S.

* I missed that post of yours. Was I actually WRONG or was that just a twooffour impression?

TV's Frink said:

CP3S said:

@Twooffour:

Dude! How fucking tall are you?

Just asking.

I GUARANTEE "he" is "at least" SEVERAL INCHES "shorter" than HE THINKS.

PS: blah blah blah blah

I'm an Asian, I don't know what an inch is!

(Wouldn't have been funny if I said European...)

doubleKO said:

twooffour said:

doubleKO, thank god you put "butthurting" in quotes! That phrase should never be allowed to roam free among other words. Of it must be repeated, keeping it safely contained between quotation marks is most certainly for the best.

 

Now that's pretty funny...

* I missed that post of yours. Was I actually WRONG or was that just a twooffour impression?

A little bit of effort to emulate my new hero in there, but it was mostly about what a cringe-worthily infantile word "butthurt" is. IT must "be" contained!

twooffour said:

I'm an Asian, I don't know what an inch is!

A really, really, really short Asian?

twooffour said:

Well, so much for the examples then, eh?

To be honest, I am not even really sure what I am suppose to be giving examples of. Beyond skimming them for amusing quotes, I haven't really been reading any of your posts, just enough so I'd be able to make responses to egg you on in a behinds the scene conspiracy to build the perfect twooffour quote archive of all time.

I guess that's alright, as the off-topic derailment of this thread basically started with someone (RedFive) accusing me of "stating my opinions as facts" (first with a quote list, then with that graphic).

What is it like always being right when everyone around you is wrong all the time, and being so much more intelligent than everyone else? It must be really nice.

So don't bother with the examples that might justify you derailing this thread for 3 pages.
Just pop in to drop a few snarky remarks and OPINIONS not backed up by examples, then quickly bow out when you're cornered. Pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about, if necessary... like "what, this topic was about remakes, but then RedFive posted something, just what was it? please help me out!".
Just don't forget to apologize, I'm sure Mrebo of all won't mind. :)

The fun thing "about" OPINIONS is they don't fucking have to be backed up by anything. They are "opinions" for a reason.

But you're right, you totally have me cornered like a frightened animal. I really don't know what to say or where to go from here. I am just really ashamed of how I've acted over the last two days and only hope my fellow members can forgive me. And I feel really guilty about picking on such a great and outstanding member as yourself. You totally didn't deserve to be treated that way.

Interestingly enough, I seriously really don't even know what you are looking for examples of at this point. I'm sure I'd be willing to give them to you, but I am not really up for wading through your endless posts to figure out what I am meant to be giving examples of.

By the way, you never did answer that question about your height, does that mean I cornered you too?  ;)