twooffour said:
Nah, all kidding aside - it probably would, had it also been tongue-in-cheek, and not so damn self-serious.
Nah, all kidding aside - it really wouldn't. But you're right, I need to stop being so serious and picking fights and being a consistent condescending asshole to everyone in order to make up for my feelings of inadequacy regarding my small stature.
I really just need to cut it the fuck out.