CP3S said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

Hoes > Bros

Ditch that philosophy now and it'll save you a lot of grief.

A great many hoes come and go, but good bros will never leave you.

I have to say this phrasing has always left me scratching my head a bit. I guess because it's so gender exclusive. That and its feminine counterpart, "chicks before dicks." I presume the message is about putting your close friends before a random piece of tail. Good advice, I suppose. So what if you're a dude and have all female friends? I guess they can't be "bros." So does that mean they're "hoes"? Well, that doesn't sound very nice. And if that's the case, who are the "bros"? And why should you be putting them before your friends? And what if you're gay? Then that statement becomes REALLY confusing. I mean, I guess the crux of the message still works on a common sense level: that you should trust your friends over a random hooker you happen to meet on the street. But why would gay me feel inclined to do otherwise in the first place considering the allure of sex is no longer a concern? Or is it just a message that you should stay close to members of your own biological sex over anyone else no matter the actual relationship?

I'm confused. I should go to bed.