A: Love Potion #9
Q: Does anyone with a PC ever use the "Stick Keys" function?
(If you have no idea what I'm talking about, just hit your shift key five times in a row)
A: I cancelled Sticky Keys because I couldn't tell from the explanation that popped up what it was supposed to do, and I was afraid...
Q: What is it supposed to do?
A: Instead of holding shift to capitalize a letter, you just tap it, and it "sticks" until you've typed one letter. I think it's actually for people with limited mobility who can't hold two keys with one hand at once.
Q: Anyone have big summer plans?
A: Not really that big, but I'm going to the famous Nelson-Atkins museum in Kansas City, Missouri. We are also going camping up in Yellowstone.
I already told you that though.
Q: What about the rest of you guys?
A: Summer isn't for ages...
Q: Anyone have big winter plans?
A: Me an my family are planning a get-together in late December.
Q: Any plans for next Summer?
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
A: Staying alive.
Q: Are you afraid of the light?
A: Only when it's dark.
Q: Will you be using Google+ anytime soon?
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
A: Google what?
Q: Google what?
A: It's a new social network by Google.
Q: Wouldn't it have been easier to just Google that?
A: No. Because I don't care enough.
Q: Guess what?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Ziggy Stardust said:
Q: Guess what?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A: NO, WRONG.
Q: Cream and sugar?
A: Yes, please.
Q: What country are you currently in?
A: 
Q: Is the 2/4 tornado of terror over?
A: One could only hope so.
Q: What am I doing up so late?
A: Posting on a message board.
Q: Are you in the Eastern Time Zone?
A: I dunno.
Q: Am I?
A: No, you are not.
Q: Why are you in the Mountain Time Zone?
A: I'm a big horned sheep. BAAA!
Q: Have you ever eaten his noodly appendage?
A: No, but it has touched me. Ramen.
Q: Should I switch from Firefox to Chrome?
A: I'd answer the above question, but the OP (wait...who was that anyway?) said Y/N questions are boring, and I'd hate to bore RedFive ;)
Q: What advantages does Chrome have over Firefox? (I have a friend who'd like to know)
A: It doesn't rust
Q: Should I ask Bizarro Ric to return to the forums?
A: Without a doubt!
Q: Can you ask twooffour to leave while you're at it?
A: I'll have to get his permission first
Q: Do I have your permission, twooffour?
A: Do you really want him to answer?
Q: Is this a pimple, or a boil?
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France