"Aliens came and took my socks"
"If I can convince one kid to not marry I will be satisfied"
"In my day we had a hand on the beer, a hand on the wheel, and a hand on the girl. In my day we had more hands"
"How could you do this to me son. After all the terrible pain and suffuring I had to go through to have you concieved"
"Get down fast your grandma is shaking herself dry"
"He must be French it takes so little"
"Im a dude, a hunk, Im a hunky dude"
"From the momment she came into the shoe store I could smell trouble"