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Cookie MOnsters favorite jokes! — Page 9

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A man walks up to a cow and says, "I'd like to offer you a job."

The cow says, "Why do you want to offer me a job?"

The man says, "I hear you've been outstanding in your field."

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TheBoost said:

A man walks up to a cow and says, "I'd like to off your a job."

I'd like to "off" The Rock a job.  That means fire him, right?

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A Yorkshireman's dog has died and he goes to a jeweller's shop to commission a fitting memorial.
Yorkshireman: Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?
Jeweller: Do you want it 18 carat?
Yorkshireman: No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!
JewellerEe, bah gum!

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Leonardo said:

What's gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow?

Better answer: Frink's favourite threads.

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doubleKO said:

Leonardo said:

What's gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow?

Better answer: Frink's favourite threads.

Yes, I--

Wait, what?

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Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background,

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Oh, well that would be every thread then. ;-)

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doubleKO said:

Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background, Frink's avatar, ot.com background,

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Our little Cookie MOnster has grown up.

Remember when he hated cursing in his precious thread? Since his return, all of his posts have contained the word "fuck". Go figure. :/

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Ziggy Stardust said:

Our little Cookie MOnster has grown up.

Remember when he hated cursing in his precious thread? Since his return, all of his posts have contained the word "f***". Go figure. :/

Almost as if he'd had a personality transplant.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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So that also explains why he now has a hankering for vegetables!

 

 

 

 

 

I apologize in advance for that joke.