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A: I have a problem with Lisa, she said that I hit her.
A: I have a problem with Lisa, she said that I hit her.
A: What!
Q: Well did you?!?
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A: No, don't even ask.
Q: Whatever happened to Betty, that's her name?
Q: Betty?
A: Yeah, we don't see each other any more. You know, she wasn't any good in bed, she was Beautiful, but we had too many arguments.
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A: That's too bad.
I'm so glad I have you as my best friend, And Lisa love me so much.
Q: What did y'all think about our re-enactment?
A: I think you two should get a room.
Q: How much will it cost?
A: OVER 9000!!!
Q: Is Frink really 38?
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A: Two thousand years ago he would be that age.
Q: Did you know that it was a rubber bat?
A: I thought it was a plastic bat.
Q: How many kings could a kingfisher crown if a kingfisher could crown kings?
A: 42
Q: Do you miss RedFive?
A: Not one bit, he's here.
Q: Does RedFive miss RedFive?
Redfive said:
A: BLAM!!!
I never miss...
Q: Did you like that bond quote?
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A: I like all Bond quotes, even "I thought Christmas only came once a year."
Q: What's the password?
A: You sit on it, but you can't take it with you.
Q: Stumped yet?
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
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(It hasn’t happened yet)
A: Yes ... from every point of view
Q: If the world were coming to an end, would you give into temptation and violate a mannequin?
A: Wouldn't we all?
Q: Do you miss luke.the.darkside.is.fun's shenanigans?
A: I certainly do! A day doesn't go by where I - wait, who were we talking about again?
Q: Is God an American?
A: If he is, I'll be pretty afraid.
Q: Hey Frink, want a hot dog? So does your mom!
Ziggy Stardust said:
A: If he is, I'll be pretty afraid.
Q: Hey Frink, want a hot dog? So does your mom!
A: Since your mom probably isn't that much older than me, you should be careful telling mom jokes.
Q: Remember when I asked your mom to the prom?
A: That was before my time.
Q: Does my Mom remember you asking her to the prom?
Ziggy Stardust said:
A: That was before my time.
Q: Does my Mom remember you asking her to the prom?
Greenie-T said:
Hold on, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't bring anyone's mother into this, she ain't here. And if it weren't for your mother, you wouldn't be here. So remember when you're putting down one mother, you're putting down mothers all over the world
*breaks out into rap song*
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A: Motha, there is no otha, so treat her right!
Q: Could this be our Rob?
A: I can't see Rob ever wondering that.
Q: How long is a piece of string?
A: Infinite
Q: How little wood couldn't not a Bizarro Woodchuck not chuck if a Bizarro Woodchuck couldn't not chuck wood?
A: Googolplex
Q: #8 Belch?