I put a harness on a tortoise and a porpoise and a swordfish
And we started bending corners doing donuts underwater
Started under Portland Oregon, hit the shores of Bora Bora
Had some chardonnay and tortellini with Kimora Lee
Unfortunately I had to go for real, someone showed her my report card
Climbed a water boat bound for Rio - bobbing, weaving, waterskiing
And for no reason at all, I just started screaming...
Ahhhhhh!
That's an onomatopoeia
I hit the reefer pipe with Condoleezza Rice
Ate a pita with some meats and rice at the speed of light
Me and Condi hopped in my Ferrari, yo, to Rio de Janeiro
I got my party on inside the fario but Condi went nutty
Started doing cardio in a leopard leotard and a pair of army boots
Along with Super Mario, Rodney O, Leonardo DiCaprio
Star Jones, Paul McCartney, Hall and Oates and Rosario Dawson
Who ain't had nothing hardly on...
It was AWESOME.
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