In before Greeny... DOUBLE STANDARDS!

Leonardo, I hate to be Professor Hardarse but I did pull none up for using the actors who deliver the lines in the quotes. Technically it should have been:

OFFSCREEN ACTOR 1: There's something alive in here!

OFFSCREEN ACTOR 2: That's your imagination.

(with no actual offscreen actors in the scene the above stated verbatim is sufficient).

Any future deviation from standard procedure will incur heavy penalties.

Ziggy your dvdactive entry is unacceptable.

Rogue, watch that spelling buddy.

I am now running this thread.

/Prof. Hardarse.

And,

Now there are two of them!