greenpenguino said:
You young people have everything these days. Why, back in my day the only thing we had to eat was Gravel! And we liked it! What is the world coming to these days?
Gravel? You were locky to have gravel ! I used to have to go to the lake, get some sand and put it in the sun to dry for 20 hours, eat that if the wind hadn't already taken it away, then go back to my hole in the ground where me dad would kill me in cold blood singing "Old McDonald Had A Farm".