the burglar sued the owner of the house? Why wasn't he arrested for invading property the moment he claimed the suing?? I mean he confessed he did it, and he showed a proof of it! Sounds too much like an urban legend, it can't happen.

From my old stand up routine (sounded better in portuguese):

"I decided to sue myself one day I was bored. To defend myself, I told the judge I was clinically insane. I can't remember who won, but I know it was me. The lawyers kept everything, that is, nothing that all. Now that I think about it, I don't even think that really happened."