I had a dream the other night that I was the 5th Weezer (or possibly the 6th, since there was another new guy there... maybe I was before him, and he was the 6th. Probably.)

We were on tour and were in a small town parade with a bunch of other of today's big bands. We were holding our own in comparative popularity, but we knew we could do better! Since a lot of these people were of my parents generation, I suggested that we try to channel John and Paul and write a new song that would remind them of the Beatles. The other 5 Weezers thought this was a brilliant idea. In the end, I wrote a song that was called Darth Vader Dad, which I thought was quite decent. Even when I woke up, I was convinced that it was a great song.

It took a full day for that feeling to wear off. :)