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still trying to figure that out gundark.

gusy... enough. and if you believe in the rak system shimmy, youll do it.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Originally posted by: Han's Girlfriend
maybe he is building up a sect and gathering followers?

God help us all.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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* shimraa leaps up onto a high ledge.

i am being passive
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If you start comparing yourself to Gandhi, I'm gonna vomit.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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*hurls bossk's vomit at Shimraa*

You are merely trying to hide your anger from revealing itself!

As a Jedi i fight to protect the innocents within this forum from your dark side techniques! The grammer of doom and the spelling from hell! You only fight to further yourself, to worm your way into the council, and to destroy those Jedis beneath you!

*follows through with a sword swipe*
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i sence much confusion in you.

* shimraa back flips off the wall and jumps to another perch
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* Bossk sits back in a lawnchair with his popcorn and soda and watches as two Ringwraithes with SW obsessions fight each other.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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ROTFLMAO!
*Gundark pulls up a chair next to Bossk and opens a Dr. Pepper.*

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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You're obese? Come again?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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*reaches into Bossk's cooler and pulls out a coke. He smiles dazzling and holds the coke up to the sky.*

"Enjoy a Coca Cola while performing your Jedi training"


You have a long way to go before learning the ways of the universe, Shimraa.
You'll never be able to take me on without a coroporate sponsor.

*Several hundred grey suited executives rush into the room and attack Shimraa with pistols.*
gtfo
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Ha! speechless and confused. I win!
gtfo
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speechless and confused for s good reason. are your on crack.? or just drinking coke that is 40 years old that contains crack.
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Crack or no crack does not change the fact that I won. Besides it's Bossk's cooler, I'm just the one that knew how to use the surroundings.
gtfo
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who said that bossk was drinking coke.
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Since he has soda, I'm assuming that there has to be a coca cola product in there somewhere. Everyone knows that coke is better that pepsi.
gtfo
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how do you know that bossk has coca cola stuff in his cooler. there is more evidence saying that there is pepsi stuff in there. gun is drink Dr P.
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Isn't d. peppper a coca-cola product?
gtfo
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no Dr pepper is a pepsi product as i said before.
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...................................

Looks like its time for a change of contract.

*rips label off of coke can, revealing dr. pepper can underneath the label.*

"Coke is nothing. Pepsi: its the cola of the Jedi"
gtfo
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Speechlessness does not become a Jedi...
gtfo
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right... then on to stomething else.
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Actually, Dr. Pepper is an independent product that is bottled either by Coke or Pepsi, depending on the territory. In Canada, it's bottled by Pepsi, hence the erroneous assumption.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.