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A: Yes and no.
Q: Can you repeat the question?
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A: Apparently, yes.
Q: Who was the best Beatle?
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A: Beetlejuice
Q: Who was the best Monkee?
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Q: Double Standards?
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A: Yes and no.
Q: Can you repeat the question?
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A: I can, in an alternate timeline.
Q: What's the reverse-gender equivalent of a shemale?
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A: A he-fem.
Q: Where art thou, Sluggo?
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A: Absent Sluggo, is absent.
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A: The capital of Assyria is the letter 'A'.**
Q: How many Lucas' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
** lol...I bet you were expecting an 'ass' joke. :P
...like 'Buttville',
...or 'Analburg'.
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A: Just one... and a team of PR people who will try to convince you it is the same lightbulb.
Q: Why did Dr. J shave his beard and mustache?
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A: Because mowing it would have been too dangerous.
Q: Want kind of tree can you hold in your hand?
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A: A pastry
Q: Hungry?
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A: Nope. I live in Canada.
Q: Wii U?
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A: Nope. I live in Canada.
I don't care if I break the Q-A train, this was one of the funniest nonsensical things I've read in a while.
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Pun on Hungary. Makes total sense old man :)
A: I Wii, should the mood strike.
Q: What's with old man Frink breaking the Q-A train?
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A: He didn't get an obvious joke.
Q: Would Ric be disappoint?
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A: I think Bizzaro Ric should take this one.
Q: DuracellEnergizer?
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A: Yes he amn't
Q: Klaatu barada necktie ... neckturn ... nickel?
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A: ?
Q: Are you trying to confuse us?
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A: Klaatu Barada NcOUUGHcOUGH
Q: What has 2 thumbs and needs a beer?
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A: An alchoholic
Q: What's one sentence describing your life?
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A: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Q: Was that depressing?
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A: No! That's a great Bowie song!
Q: What if I told you I could see you?
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A: EEEEK!
Q: Do you like scary movies?
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A: No, I'm more the romantic comedy type. G'bye!
Q: Hi, Lloyd. A bit slow tonight, isn't it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!