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Too funny, DAYV.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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only if they use imerpal. and everybody knows that sophisticated people use metric.
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Okay, so they can smell you 1.60934 kilometers away.

Smart ass.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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comon bossk you can be a lil more specific, it's 1.609344 kilometers. Did you fail math in high school or something?
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Only true losers go to the millionth place in their decimals. They overcompensate for having a short something else by having long numbers.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com
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I guess that explains why that number under your sig is so long.
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Oh, no! Shimmy's got a doppelganger! The Apocalypse is near!

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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LOL hahaha what can i do if someone else looks like me and talks like me.
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Lucky for us, he doesn't type like you.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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LOL my typing is a gift it makes you think. thereby making you smarter
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smarter in the way car accidents make you smarter, its called negative reinforcement. Once we read your writing we know never to read it again.
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What in the hell is going on here? Not only does Skipper have the same avatar, but a name that starts in the same letter and has the same number of characters and they have the same signature? BEGONE SATAN SPAWN!!!!

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com
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congrats guys! ready to rule over all the star wars geeks on this ere forum now?
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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Originally posted by: Bossk
What in the hell is going on here? Not only does Skipper have the same avatar, but a name that starts in the same letter and has the same number of characters and they have the same signature? BEGONE SATAN SPAWN!!!!



maybe he is building up a sect and gathering followers?
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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You see, Shimraa is just a pale imitation of me, the ultimate Jedi master. He joined this forum in hopes that he could escape my shadow and use his learning for evil. I tracked the scum down. My skills is such twisted hands are a disgrace! I will eliminate the mistake that I made, darth Shimraa!!!! Feel the burn of my Lightsaber!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
gtfo
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aaalllll rrriigghhhht....

*nods and smiles, looking kinda nervous*
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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My respect for Han prevents me from beating up his girlfriend.

*swipes at Shimraa to ease frustration*
gtfo
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What in the hell is going on here? Not only does Skipper have the same avatar, but a name that starts in the same letter and has the same number of characters and they have the same signature? BEGONE SATAN SPAWN!!!!



ahahahah LOL
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You see, Shimraa is just a pale imitation of me, the ultimate Jedi master. He joined this forum in hopes that he could escape my shadow and use his learning for evil. I tracked the scum down. My skills is such twisted hands are a disgrace! I will eliminate the mistake that I made, darth Shimraa!!!! Feel the burn of my Lightsaber!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


hey skipper look below my avatar, it says jedi master, and below yours it says padawan learner.

i rest my case...

* shimraa jumps out of the way of the sabre. and starts laughing at skipper.
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Hey, Anakin was better than Obi Wan.

Rank means nothing when skill is involved.

*extends lightsabre in an attempt to skewer Shimraa's ugly smirking face*
gtfo
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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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ahaha

* uses the force to stop skipper from moving his hand forward.

you must learn your place young padawan.
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Of course, my place is far above yours!!

*uses the force to rip the ground out from underneath Shimraa while charging*
gtfo
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Should the Mangler Bros. step in on this one, and for which side?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.