xhonzi said:
But please, there are children here. Keep it TV-14.
TV-14??? O_O TV-14!!??!? You know you force me to leave out the seduction courses, strippers, going through the various sex books in Shaw's apartment, and a sexting session with a spy of your choice right? *sigh*
Okay, TV-14 version. Well there'd be the parachute rides. A few of those rides you sit in a booth and, it rides along as you get bad guys with various implements. Several stunt shows a day. There'd be a fencing place and, horseback riding. A Chuckcoaster would make you feel as though you were going through the flash effect. There'd be various tunnels with lights and, images you're in for a few seconds. Then you get to see the bad guy get his ass kicked in a monitor in front of you while you're outside the tunnel going through loops. Then another flash of say dancing, and the rollercoaster would be timed to make you feel like you did the ass kicking/dancing/whatever else. There'd be the "first class" flight ride where you either choose to get on the plane or, control the plane. The ride would start out smoothly then get into a part where some random person is behind the controls of your flight or, vice versa. Making it so that each time you have no idea if your ride'll 'crash' or, land safely. You'd have the opportunity to 'test' the security of a CIA base and, you'll have to try to break in to retrieve a random prize at the end. Oh and, of course there'd be the jungle section where you get on a ride to save Chuck. In a Star Trek Experience type way. Becoming honorary giant blonde she-males. The General Beckman approved rocket launcher shooting range. Oh yeah Tron is a huge thing in Chuck too so you'd definitely have to have Tron inspired exhibits as well. Plus a helicopter styled ride where you can shoot the various bad guys with your mini-gun. There'd also be car chase rides where you in the nerd herd car are being chased by Fulcrum.
There'd also be the deluxe experience where you start out trapped in a situation you don't know. Then you get saved by a spy who takes you on an adventure. Where you find out what the situation is, why they wanted you and, you go through variations of the above rides. At least 100 different scenarios. Which you would have an account to make sure you experience a different scenario. This would essentially to simulate "being Chuck" in a way. There'd even be two day scenarios where'd you get to stay in the adventure overnight. Oh yeah and, a standard helicopter flight tour over the park.
Ah, ChuckLand I could go on and, on but, then I'd be at my computer forever typing out more...
