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CO
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Spielberg comments on digital alterations to his films
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4-Jun-2011, 7:27 AM

George Lucas walks into his office and Spielberg, Coppola, and Cameron and many other fellow directors are sitting there waiting for him:

Lucas:  Hey guys, whats going on?

Spielberg:  Sit down George, we need to talk

Lucas:  What is this about?

Coppola:  George, this is what's called an intervention, and we think you've hit rock bottom

Lucas:  Are you kidding me????

Cameron:  George, enough of tampering with the films, we see there are more changes to the BlurRay release?

Lucas:  Well, I thought it was cool if Jar Jar was inserted into all scenes in A New Hope where R2 and C3PO are in, like a third sidekick

Spielberg:  George, you have a problem, and the first step is to admit it.

Lucas:  But....  I also thought it would be cool to insert a CGI Yoda in Empire and Jedi.  And I thought it would be cool to put QuiGon and Mace in the ghost scene in Jedi....

Coppola:   George, its over, you need help!

Lucas:  (Breaks down crying)  You guys are right, I do have a problem, someone help me!!!!!

(Mr. Lucas is admitted to CGI-anyomous rehab center with fellows addicts like McG and Michael Bay) 

Six weeks later the OOT is then announced to be fully restored and released in September :)