A: When his diaper moves from his ass to his head.
Q: Why did the cop plant cheerios in his garden?
A: He thought they were donut seeds.
Q: What's the three best ways to spread a rumor?
A: Telegraph, telephone, and tell a girl.
Q: What's the best thing to give an 80 year old woman for her Birthday?
A: Mikey! He'll eat anything.
Q. What is sex like in a nursing home?
A. Depends!