This is what I mean by a re-write:

Davnes007 re-wrote:

"Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold"

-Old Klingon proverb, as told KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!11!!!1!

He was now my newest 'subject'. A punk kid, about 18, by whom I was bullied and ridiculed during my childhood. And, that mohawk!...I just wanted to destroy it in the worst way that was possible. I laughed at the thought of humiliating him, and you'll soon find out what I mean - Remember, I'm the hero of this story.

I invested quite some time following him, let's call him 'Hal' (after Hal Warren, director of Manos The Hands of Fate). I learned his secrets...understood his ways...and got into his head. Finally, after a few days, I grabbed made my move as he was walking outside for a smoke. I snuck up behind him, and stuffed his mouth with a cloroform-soaked cloth...making him unconscience within seconds.

A day later, Hal woke up in my dark basement. Hearing his screaming, I walked down stairs, and put on my scrubs. I quickly shoved a rag in his mouth, and taped it shut. I had him strapped into a device, not unlike a 'rack', to hold him firmly in place. I loosened his hand, and grabbed a hold of it as he tried in vain to break free. I told him, "It is now 'fun time'."

Originally written by Sean Wookie