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Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold -Old Klingon proverb

He was my new subject a punk kid about 18, those details don't matter as you should know why he was here. As a kid I was bothered by him and ridiculed. And that mohawk I just wanted to destroy it, in the worst way possible. I laughed at the fact of humiliating him by the worst ways possible, you'll soon find out what I mean. REMEMBER I am the hero of this story.

I spent sometime following him, lets call him Hal after Hal Warren director of Manos The Hands of Fate. I learned his secrets, understood his ways, Got into his head. Finally after a few days I grabbed him when he was walking outside to smoke. I snuck up behind him and and grabbed his mouth with my cloroform cloth in hand and he was out within seconds.

He woke up a day later, in my dark basement hearing the screaming I walked down stairs and put on my scrubs. I shoved a rag in his mouth and taped it shut I had him in a device quite like the rack though not to stretch just to hold him. I loosened a and grabed a hold of it as he tried to break free. I said "it is now fun time.
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Are you sure the dish is cold yet?
Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, it's Star Wars.
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I'm looking at old torture methods for this story like the inquisition seeing what they did. I named the story Cold Dish. I would like to see the worst things imaginable happen to that character. There will be no happy endings except for our main guy.
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Peace lover eh? I am all for creative writing, and I have put some of my characters through hell, but this seems a bit sadistic. Are you sure this is healthy? I guess it is a good safe way to vent you annoyance with somebody.

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face it sean, yr f**ked in the head

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From my experience I have always found mild mutilations to have an extreme psychological impact. The whole "carpet beater" thing from Casino Royale has haunted the nightmares of men all over the world for many years now, you might give that one a try.

Sean, this is just a story right? You don't really have some kid with a mohawk locked in your basement do you??? Just thought I would make sure.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I'll fuck you in the head.


kinky...

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Originally posted by: C3PX
From my experience I have always found mild mutilations to have an extreme psychological impact. The whole "carpet beater" thing from Casino Royale has haunted the nightmares of men all over the world for many years now, you might give that one a try.

Sean, this is just a story right? You don't really have some kid with a mohawk locked in your basement do you??? Just thought I would make sure.


Why what if I do should I let him go? Is that against the law?
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I think it would be safest for you if his most recent picture ends up on a milk carton. Just safer that way.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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sean wookie said:

Story Time!!!!!!!!

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sean wookie said:

He woke up a day later, in my dark basement hearing the screaming I walked down stairs and put on my scrubs. I shoved a rag in his mouth and taped it shut I had him in a device quite like the rack though not to stretch just to hold him. I loosened a and grabed a hold of it as he tried to break free. I said "it is now fun time.

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sean wookie said:

I'm looking at old torture methods for this story like the inquisition seeing what they did. I named the story Cold Dish. I would like to see the worst things imaginable happen to that character. There will be no happy endings except for our main guy.

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Sean, this is just a story right? You don't really have some kid with a mohawk locked in your basement do you??? Just thought I would make sure.

Why what if I do should I let him go? Is that against the law?

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daveytod said:

Originally posted by: sean wookie
I'll fuck you in the head.


kinky...

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Wow, Twister just necroposted a thread I had long forgotten about.

Hey!!! I remember that C3PX character! Hasn't posted for a really long time. I wonder where he got to? And Arnie.d, I miss that guy.

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The best way to dispose of a hated mohawk is to scalp the head that wears it with a rusty hatchet; make sure the hatchet is very dull, covered with nicks, if you wish to provide the utmost discomfort.

Then you bring a bucket of gasoline over to your victim, and then deposit the scalped mohawk into the bucket and set it ablaze; make certain the bucket is close enough to the victim so that he can breathe in the gas fumes and smoke.

And there you go; one ugly mohawk annihilated.

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Wow, and just when you thought a thread couldn't get any sicker...

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I know a story too!!

Once upon a time, there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick

and it lived happily ever after.

The End

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Davnes007 said:


What kind of sausage?


Depends...
 

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ps: The OP needs a serious re-write.

I dunno, I think the story is pretty serious as it is...

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This is what I mean by a re-write:

Davnes007 re-wrote:

 

"Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold"

-Old Klingon proverb, as told KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!11!!!1!


He was now my newest 'subject'. A punk kid, about 18, by whom I was bullied and ridiculed during my childhood. And, that mohawk!...I just wanted to destroy it in the worst way that was possible. I laughed at the thought of humiliating him, and you'll soon find out what I mean - Remember, I'm the hero of this story.


I invested quite some time following him, let's call him 'Hal' (after Hal Warren, director of Manos The Hands of Fate). I learned his secrets...understood his ways...and got into his head. Finally, after a few days, I grabbed made my move as he was walking outside for a smoke. I snuck up behind him, and stuffed his mouth with a cloroform-soaked cloth...making him unconscience within seconds. 


A day later, Hal woke up in my dark basement. Hearing his screaming, I walked down stairs, and put on my scrubs. I quickly shoved a rag in his mouth, and taped it shut. I had him strapped into a device, not unlike a 'rack', to hold him firmly in place. I loosened his hand, and grabbed a hold of it as he tried in vain to break free. I told him, "It is now 'fun time'."

 

 

Originally written by Sean Wookie

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CP3S said:

Wow, and just when you thought a thread couldn't get any sicker...

I make David Lynch look like a chaste little school girl >:-D

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TV's Frink said:

Needs moar Mini Ric.

AND MINI-DEATH STAR

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