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That's better. Something like... 20% better? Thanks Frink.

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Personally I think it's simply a poorly written, poorly directed and poorly edited boring movie with poor special effects and REALLY bad action sequences

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pittrek said:

Personally I think it's simply a poorly written, poorly directed and poorly edited boring movie with poor special effects and REALLY bad action sequences

Ah, c'mon. Now you're just nitpicking ;-(

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doubleKO said:

Lots of hate for Jedi in this article.

50 REASONS WHY RETURN OF THE JEDI SUCKS

Stuff you guys have mentioned and lots more.

Couldn't read it all, started hasing a sad :(

And I thought the Norman Spinrad review Starlog ran back in '83 was harsh! ;)

Is it a coincidence the author's name is the same as a character in an episode of American Dad, who escapes capture by accusing someone at a SF con of being the person who prevented the proper release of the OOT?

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Watched part of dark jedi v3 of rotj today while messing around with my atv2 with xbmc (trying to get dvds to work right, vob files play but trying to play using the ifo doesnt work most of the time, its annoying)

Anyways I watched the scene where look tells her that they are kin (thats related in southern speak) and hes like looking down and then looks up as he says and my sister has it. Ever notice how his eyes kinda bulge right as the shot moves to Leia?

The only good bits in rotj are the scenes with luke, vader, and the emporer. The part where he pats the lightsaber and says "you want this don't you...?" still makes me giddy to this day, its just so evil. Other than those scenes, the rest of the movie is rubbish.

I will say that I think I liked it a lot more when I was younger and wore out the vhs copies I had of the OUT. I had to have been 10-12 since I was 13 when the SEs came out. Now watching it just makes me cringe, and the SE version is unbearable with the stupid addition of the CGI singer and the other totally out of place additions.

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I keep waiting for some fanedit where Tie Fighters swoop down over the revelers on Coruscant, and restore order. ;)

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I'll say this about ROTJ the speeder bike chase sequence is still cooler than any one thing in the prequels.

 

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Canby slated it back in 83':

Published: May 25, 1983

'Return of the Jedi,'' written by Lawrence Kasdan and Mr. Lucas and directed by Richard Marquand, doesn't really end the trilogy as much as it brings it to a dead stop. The film, which opens today at Loews Astor Plaza and other theaters, is by far the dimmest adventure of the lot. All of the members of the old ''Star Wars'' gang are back doing what they've done before, but this time with a certain evident boredom.

http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=9c00e3d71e38f936a15756c0a965948260

I saw Star Wars in 1977. Many, many, many times. For 3 years it was just Star Wars...period. I saw it in good theaters, cheap theaters and drive-ins with those clunky metal speakers you hang on your window. The screen and sound quality never subtracted from the excitement. I can watch the original cut right now, over 30 years later, on some beat up VHS tape and enjoy it. It's the story that makes this movie. Nothing? else.

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Interesting how Jedi hate almost rivals Prequel hate in intensity but is limited to a smaller group.

 

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Thats just because most people dont realize that ROTJ was really setting up what would happen with the prequels, its the beginning of the fall into mediocrity.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

pittrek said:

Personally I think it's simply a poorly written, poorly directed and poorly edited boring movie with poor special effects and REALLY bad action sequences

Ah, c'mon. Now you're just nitpicking ;-(

There is not a single special effect shot which would look believable. The good thing is they at least TRIED to fix the Rancor sequence for the 2004 DVD, but it still looks fake

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Anchorhead said:

In Star Wars we had burned bodies, mass murder (Alderaan), torture, severed arms lying on the floor, untrustworthy hired pilot, etc. Those elements were either castrated or g-rated as the series progressed and I think that hurt the OT overall.  There was real danger in Star Wars.  The lack of of any real danger in Return made me want to walk out of the theater in 1983.

For me, the change didn't work.  For a most others, it worked well and still does.

Even though I understand what you mean, when you're describing Star Wars, it starting to sound like a serious heavy drama, quite much overkill IMO. This is pulp and fantasy material afterall. Don't try to pretend it's something different than it is, it's a very well made fantasy film for kids, and when I say kids, I mean 7-18 year olds, (yes, a kid can be 18) don't be ashamed for liking a good film primarily directed towards kids. Just because it showed burned bodies in one scene doesn't directly make the film only made for mature audiences. Good fairytales have always had dark material embedded in their stories throughout history, it should have. Jedi is just a bad kid-film IMO. And who can really blame them, it was the third film out in the franchise, the legendary bad sequel-nr, I challenge you to name a good third, (don't mention Return of the King, as it's not a sequel in that sense, IMO it's not even that great.)

Although, in these days when I am seeing bad hollywood films, I am seeing Return of the Jedi as the blueprint, not Star Wars as it is often accused for. That legendary film is still something very unique, it's horribly sad that it cannot be enjoyed like it should anymore. It's pure magic and new generations are not allowed to see it... madness.

Anyway, I think I am one of those fans you're looking for doubleKO, as Anchorhead, I have disconnected myself, but just from Jedi the last 15 - 20 years. When I feel the urge to watch them, it's just SW and Empire, that universe is much more interesting to me, the ambiguity of it all, doesn't matter to me one bit that everything isn't wrapped up at the end or not, I like it that way much better than I was presented with in '83. I guess it also depends on how much you want to get a formulated congratulation-card conclusion to stories in film all the time. I think both films compliment each other perfectly. It ends on a downer yes, but it's beautiful!

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Thanks for the post msycamore. How old were you when you first saw it? My brother is almost three years younger than me but he has gone off Jedi more than I have. I wouldn't say he hates it, but he definitely has less tolerance of its faults than I do.

Also, thanks Anchorhead for clarifying earlier stuff even though it was more about Empire.

(A bit off topic but already discussed - I have been trying to find the tv ad for those Return of the Jedi ice creams without any luck. I had a copy on VHS in the middle of Star Wars to Jedi but I have no idea what happened to it. Unfortunately as far as I know they were only sold in Australia which makes it more difficult. Anyone know where to find it?)

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Even though I loved Jedi when it came out in 83', by the time it came out on V2000(my video system---even more rare than betamax!) in 86'  I was really disappointed in it.

The quality of the tape did not help.

The colours were  completly washed out so the whole film had a grey tinge to it.

That compounded by the seemingly less dynamic story made me wonder why I had liked the film so much just 3 years earlier.

It was not until a mate showed me a VHS tape of the special edition in 97'/98 that I rediscovered my liking for the film .

 

I saw Star Wars in 1977. Many, many, many times. For 3 years it was just Star Wars...period. I saw it in good theaters, cheap theaters and drive-ins with those clunky metal speakers you hang on your window. The screen and sound quality never subtracted from the excitement. I can watch the original cut right now, over 30 years later, on some beat up VHS tape and enjoy it. It's the story that makes this movie. Nothing? else.

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msycamore said:

Don't try to pretend it's something different than it is, it's a very well made fantasy film for kids, and when I say kids, I mean 7-18 year olds, (yes, a kid can be 18) don't be ashamed for liking a good film primarily directed towards kids. Just because it showed burned bodies in one scene doesn't directly make the film only made for mature audiences.

I don't pretend it's something it isn't.  No two ways about it, it's an outer space fantasy enjoyed by all ages.  My point was that Star Wars' darker moments had a feeling of heaviness, of actual danger.  Return's darker moments were either cleansed or played for laughs (or at least along with laughs). 

During Return, at no point what so ever did I get the feeling our heroes were even close to any sort of danger.  In Star Wars, Luke's family is murdered, Leia's family is murdered, Vader murders a guy while he's talking to him then throws his body on the ground, and Ben is killed (albeit willingly). There's a seriousness to Star Wars & Empire (to me, at least) that doesn't exist in Return.

Return is like a roller coaster at an amusement park.  When it goes through the dark tunnel, you know the monsters are fake, so you laugh while you're jumping out of your seat.  In Star Wars & Empire, when it goes through the dark tunnel, the monsters burn your family, kill your best friend, and cut your hand off.

 

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Anchorhead said:

msycamore said:

Don't try to pretend it's something different than it is, it's a very well made fantasy film for kids, and when I say kids, I mean 7-18 year olds, (yes, a kid can be 18) don't be ashamed for liking a good film primarily directed towards kids. Just because it showed burned bodies in one scene doesn't directly make the film only made for mature audiences.

I don't pretend it's something it isn't.  No two ways about it, it's an outer space fantasy enjoyed by all ages.  My point was that Star Wars' darker moments had a feeling of heaviness, of actual danger.  Return's darker moments were either cleansed or played for laughs (or at least along with laughs). 

During Return, at no point what so ever did I get the feeling our heroes were even close to any sort of danger.  In Star Wars, Luke's family is murdered, Leia's family is murdered, Vader murders a guy while he's talking to him then throws his body on the ground, and Ben is killed (albeit willingly). There's a seriousness to Star Wars & Empire (to me, at least) that doesn't exist in Return.

Return is like a roller coaster at an amusement park.  When it goes through the dark tunnel, you know the monsters are fake, so you laugh while you're jumping out of your seat.  In Star Wars & Empire, when it goes through the dark tunnel, the monsters burn your family, kill your best friend, and cut your hand off.

 

 

I guess it really is about perception.

When I saw Star Wars back to back with Empire in 81' (aged 6) only Empire gave me that sense of palpable danger to any of  the the 3 main heroes.

In SW,even when Vader was blowing up all the other rebels in the trenches I never felt Luke himself was really in danger.

It did not matter because the whole thing looked f*****g awesome!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I saw Star Wars in 1977. Many, many, many times. For 3 years it was just Star Wars...period. I saw it in good theaters, cheap theaters and drive-ins with those clunky metal speakers you hang on your window. The screen and sound quality never subtracted from the excitement. I can watch the original cut right now, over 30 years later, on some beat up VHS tape and enjoy it. It's the story that makes this movie. Nothing? else.

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msycamore said:

 

Even though I understand what you mean, when you're describing Star Wars, it starting to sound like a serious heavy drama, quite much overkill IMO. This is pulp and fantasy material afterall. Don't try to pretend it's something different than it is, it's a very well made fantasy film for kids, and when I say kids, I mean 7-18 year olds, (yes, a kid can be 18) don't be ashamed for liking a good film primarily directed towards kids. Just because it showed burned bodies in one scene doesn't directly make the film only made for mature audiences. Good fairytales have always had dark material embedded in their stories throughout history, it should have.

 I understand what you are saying, but I think one of the hardest things in movies is to make a movie like Star Wars actually come off as a movie that appeals to adults.  Now if you are comparing Star Wars to The Godfather, of course The Godfather is going to come off as more serious, more adult, and more realistic.

Movies like Star Wars, Back to the Future and Superman (movies I grew up with as a kid) all have elements of drama that have to compete with unrealistic things that you would never see in a movie like The Godfather or Lawrence of Arabia.  If you are watching Star Wars, you are watching different planets, spaceships, lightsabers and people with special powers, so right there you are compromising the drama that a movie like The Godfather can captialize on because we could believe whatever happens in that CAN really happen.

What is amazing about movies like Star Wars and Empire is that they are able to pull off dramatic moments especially with characters like a puppet (whose speech to Luke before he lifts the X-Wing fighter is one of the most poignant in the whole saga.  If Brando gives a speech in The Godfather, you know it will be great, if Yoda the puppet gives a speech, you don't know how audiences will react.

Again, I agree with what you're saying, but how many SciFi/Action movies can really pull off something dramatic?  I can maybe count a handful of truly great SciFi/Action movies that are truly moving.  Most accomplish their goal if giving the audience good action, good effects, etc, but not many can really compete with some of the great dramatic movies.  So in that sense, Star Wars to me is on the same level of The Godfather, as long as you keep them both in context of reality.

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doubleKO said:

Thanks for the post msycamore. How old were you when you first saw it? My brother is almost three years younger than me but he has gone off Jedi more than I have. I wouldn't say he hates it, but he definitely has less tolerance of its faults than I do. 

I was 12 years old when I first saw it, I don't hate it but I really think it is a piss-poor continuation of Empire and an average film, I actually watched parts of it when I helped dark_jedi with his project.

Great points, Anchorhead and CO. I agree with you for the most part, but the bigger reason I don't like Jedi is because of the weak script, sloppy direction and bad performances more than the lack of seriousness. But maybe it all goes hand in hand.

We want you to be aware that we have no plans—now or in the future—to restore the earlier versions. 

Sincerely, Lynne Hale publicity@lucasfilm.com

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Anchorhead said:

Return is like a roller coaster at an amusement park.  When it goes through the dark tunnel, you know the monsters are fake, so you laugh while you're jumping out of your seat.  In Star Wars & Empire, when it goes through the dark tunnel, the monsters burn your family, kill your best friend, and cut your hand off.

 

LOL. Great stuff.