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Q: Orange Whip?
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Q: What about Katy Perry?
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A: Nail a burning cross to her too.
Q: How now brown cow?
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Q: What's on second?
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Q: Who's on third?
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Q: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
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Q: What flavour do yellow lightsabers have?
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Q: Who are those guys?
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Q: What's with kids today?
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Q: What do I do now?
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Q: Why do I need I.D. to get I.D.?
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Q: Which witch is which?
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Q. Why does the sight of naked female leprechauns burning a pile of snuff films in a bonfire turn me on so much?
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A: You're only human!
Q: The Godfather part I or The Godfather part II? (in our dimension)
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Q: How does one kill a roo?
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Q: Watchoo talkin' bout Willis?
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Q: Doesn't anybody knock anymore?!
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Q: What did you think, I would do at this moment, when you're standing before me, with tears in your eyes?
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Q: What do donut holes taste like?
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Q: What are you, chicken?
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Q: How do we really know chickens don't clap?
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Q: Shouldn't Frink know this stuff?
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A: Cos they don't have hands.
Q: Shouldn't Frink know this stuff?
A: He knows that your mom has no hands, and she still got the clap.
Q: /thread?
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Q: The Beatles or Led Zeppelin? (for the band with the most flawless catalog)
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Q: Does the electric yellow have me by the brain-banana?