EXTERIOR--PLANET NABOO
EXTERIOR-- CGI CASTLE ON THE PLANET NABOO
INTERIOR--EXTERIOR OF THE THRONE ROOM ON THE PLANET NABOO
INTERIOR--THRONE ROOM ON THE PLANET NABOO
Queen Armadillo is sitting in her chair, she is talking to people. There is a cartoon rabbit standing in the room too, trying really hard not to look fake.
Queen
Due to the lameness of our home planet’s name I have decided that the planet should be given a new name. Any suggestions??
Person 1
Erm... Utapau?
Queen
No! Crap!
Person 2
THX-1138?
Queen
What? No.
Person 3
Dirt?
Queen
No
Person 3
Ground?
Queen
No
Person 3
Earth?
Queen
No!! You shut up, all your planet names are shit!
Person 3 shuts up
Person 1
Err....Alderann?
Queen
Yeah, sure. Why not? I just hope the Naboobians of our planet will except it.
Person 3
Your Majesty, can I say something?
Queen
No! You stay quiet Mr Organa. It’s not like you’ll amount to anything.
EXTERIOR--HYPERSPACE
Anakin and Ric Olie are arm-wrestling whilst waiting for the dinosaur to drop out of Hyperspace. Obi-wan is still holding on to the tail of the dinosaur. Ric wins the arm wrestle, obviously
Ric
Well, that was a mildly interesting distraction
Anakin
You catch on pretty qui-
Ric olie punches Anakin in the face, causing burns to appear.
Anakin
(Face smoking)
Ow!
Ric
No one steals my lines!!
Anakin
Meh, I don’t care
Just then Luke skywalker appears. Fans note that the image they see of him is the wrong picture. But they dare not say it for fear of Ric’s Wrath.
Luke
I care
Luke promptly vanishes.
Obi-wan
Are we nearly there yet? My arms are getting tired!
Ric
Shut your Cake hole! I don’t know why I bring you along with me, all you do is bitch and moan. Much like your Mum did last night.
Anakin highfives Ric, causing his hand to burn off.
Anakin
Ow! Dammit!!
Ric
Don’t worry, we’ll get you a new hand. Made of metal!
Anakin
Cool!
Ric
And then Luke can chop it off later on
Anakin
Huh? What?
They come out of Hyperspace and fly towards the Planet ‘Ric Olie’.
Exterior--Landing platform on the planet Ric Olie. Ric lands the dinosaur and steps off it, he is immedietly greeted by 20 beautiful Amazon-like women.
Anakin
Jeepers!
Obi-wan
Meh...
They walk across a narrow bridge, without railings towards a city so marvelous I cannot express it in words. I’ll just leave a few Blank paragraphs
There...
Ric Olie walks into a large room
Ric
This is boring. We need another action scene.
Out of nowhere a Giant Robot that uses Cows for batteries appears. It has laser cannons everywhere. A totally awesome fight ensues. Ric defeats the robot, with a tiny bit of help from Anakin. Obi-wan is still a pansy and hides behind something.
One of the beautiful Amazonian women
(To the camera)
Man, Obi-wan was a complete wimp before episode 4
Obi-wan
(Still hiding)
Only from a certain point of view!!!
Anakin
Pfft.. What kind of excuse is that? Only a complete moron would go with that!
Ric
I need a bounty hunter at once!!!
Boba Fett shows up, looking more awesome than ever.
Ric
Boba! Go and get some more women I haven’t slept with yet
Boba
As you wish...
Boba flies off in his Jetpack.
Ric
Look over there! There’s Boba fett, off to get me some women.
Anakin
Is this movie in any way even try to fit with the other films??
Ric
Maybe...