Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead

Author: xhonzi
Date: 12-May-2011, 8:38 PM

Author: xhonzi
Time: 12-May-2011 8:38 PM
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http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html

Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

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Lord Vader announced the killing of Obi-Wan Kenobi at the Imperial Palace on Coruscant. More Photos »

By DEN DHUR and HALLIS SAPER

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

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Author: Bingowings
Time: 12-May-2011 9:20 PM
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Author: Monolithium
Time: 13-May-2011 1:42 AM
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I just wish General Grievous was getting his share of the credit.

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

Author: Davnes007
Time: 13-May-2011 5:01 AM
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Monolithium said:

I just wish General Grievous was getting his share of the credit.

His share of the credit?

Grievous got totally pwned by Kenobi.

The only credit he deserves is the one at the end of the movie!

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 13-May-2011 7:37 AM
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Last night I decided to listen to Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band by Meco backwards, and it totally said "Obi-Wan is dead" over and over.

Wow! (TB)

Author: TML
Time: 13-May-2011 7:43 AM
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I'd just like to let everyone know that the Emperor did NOT kill Kenobi himself. Darth Vader did. The Emperor just happened to be the one who was in office when he allowed Vader to do it. This is not a victory for the Emperor, but really a victory for the Galactic Empire. Let's not forget the fact that the Emperor never produced his Coruscant Birth Certificate

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 13-May-2011 8:48 AM (Edited)
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Hey, just like xhonzi never produced his Naboobian birth certificate!

Hmmm....

Author: Anchorhead
Time: 13-May-2011 8:48 AM (Edited)
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I can't believe you guys believe any of Vader's story. Clearly he blew up the Death Star himself so he could use it as an excuse to invade Hoth. A planet, by the way, which had nothing to do with the Death Star attack.

You want proof?

1. No WMD were found on Hoth.
2. Look closely at the Death Star explosion photos.....

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Author: Akwat Kbrana
Time: 13-May-2011 9:06 AM
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This will be a day long remembered! It has seen the end of Kenobi; let's hope and pray it will soon see the end of the rebellion!

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Author: xhonzi
Time: 13-May-2011 12:19 PM
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TV's Frink said:

Hey, just like xhonzi never produced his Naboobian birth certificate!

Hmmm....

C3PX- WILL YOU PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE BIRTHERS!?!?!

You're TEARING ME APART!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 13-May-2011 12:23 PM
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Poor C3PX, he's actually literally not even posting in this thread.

Author: TheBoost
Time: 13-May-2011 1:25 PM
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This is terrible and pointless. It will only embolden the Rebel Alliance.

Author: corellian77
Time: 13-May-2011 2:11 PM
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And if the Death Star's explosion really originated at the core, then why does this photo clearly show the explosion originating from the bottom?

Clearly evidence of a controlled demolition by the Empire itself.

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Author: greenpenguino
Time: 13-May-2011 2:33 PM
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And notice how vader is the ONLY ONE to survive the explosion. I think that speaks for itself.

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Author: Bingowings
Time: 13-May-2011 7:25 PM
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These conspiracy theorists are complete screwballs.

I even read one nut claim that Vader's son blew up the Death Star after Vader's daughter (whoever she is) gave the Rebels the plans.

Do you really think something like that would happen without the Emperor knowing about it?

Author: Akwat Kbrana
Time: 14-May-2011 4:11 PM
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You kooky conspiracy theorists. The Death Star's hull was covered with freaking Quadanium steel! Only a chain reaction of stellar fuel igniting the hypermatter reactor could have possibly generated enough heat to destroy a Quadanium steel hull. Any controlled demolition not originating in the Death Star's core would've been ineffective. Proton mines or thermal charges wouldn't have even been capable of denting the Death Star's hull. Any structural engineer will agree with me.

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Author: greenpenguino
Time: 14-May-2011 4:49 PM
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Hey, you guys hear? Apparently Vader killed a pair of innocent moisture farmers! Just to get a pair of droids! This galaxy is getting worse all the time...

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Author: TheBoost
Time: 16-May-2011 12:49 PM
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greenpenguino said:

Hey, you guys hear? Apparently Vader killed a pair of innocent moisture farmers! Just to get a pair of droids! This galaxy is getting worse all the time...

Like the Rebllion's never killed anyone. This is war.

Besides, they lived on Tatoine. They were probably Jedi Fundamentalists. That entire religion is based on violence.