Give me time to edit yellow one.
Yeah, clicked the links. Reminds me of 'Jedi Love' which i thought was grindingly funny (i probably was the only one who made a DVD cover for it). Your edits work (pluck, i've gotta be serious now).
Sound samples need some sort of magic spell on on them to eliminate background noise to make them not sound so stand out cut and paste, and tackey (I know, how hard that is after doing dance mixes in the past).
I believe the PT's are rediculous enough without any outside tampering, so, LEAVE THEM ALONE!
HOW TO POLISH A TURD.
1 tub of polish.
1 cloth.
1 hardened piece of feces.