Username: I think I was high when I joined this site and thought "Woah dude, 8 is like the symbol for infinity and an asterisk looks like the big bang. And they're on teh same button. Sweet."
Avatar: She's a stripper from the 1920s, and who doesn't like those? Some of them were your great-grandmothers.
Title: I think it speaks for itself.
Signature: Adywan mentioned receiving Wampa fur in the mail and I believe I commented that if he needed someone to comb it free of charge, I'm up for it. Or something. I think I was high then too. I used to smoke a lot of pot.