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The Q & A Thread — Page 8

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A: No, I'm strictly a butter side up.

Q: Get it?

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A:24

Q: How much is that doggy in the window? You know, the one with the waggily tail...

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doubleofive said:

A: He's gone from Facebook. Maybe he got grounded.

 Possibly, but I'm much to dignified to say that...

;-)

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A: Whatever floats your boat.

Q: How many woodchucks could wood chuck if wood could chuck woodchucks?

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A: Forty-two

Q: If it's raining outside, and you need get to your car, should you run (because you'd be out of the rain faster) or walk (because you'd be hit with less droplets)?

I got into an argument about this recently..


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A: Take all your clothes off and put them in a plastic bag with a towel then walk to the car and suddenly remember your keys are in your trouser pocket.

Q: You have heard the case for the defense how do you find the defendant, guilty or not guilty?

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A: Well, your feet are in the air, and your head is on the ground. And I think we've already established that your mind is at a Pixies' concert... or swimming... perhaps in the Caribbean.

Q: Is this wretched demi-bee, half asleep upon my knee, some freak from a menagerie?

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A. No! It's Erica the half a bee!

Q. Who put the bomp in the bomp, bomp, bomp?

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A: Like Logic, apparently to some people, absolutely nothing.

Q: Who is this? What's your operating number?

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A: Because, unlike you and I, they don't wear special sunglasses

Q: 2b or not 2b???

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A: Not 2b, but b2.

Q: Anybody else find that somniloquy can be really freaking creepy?

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A. Too much is never enough.

Q. What is Google?

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A. A cinema with an amazingly large number of screens.

Q. What is a google?

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Davnes007 said:

A: It's a '1', followed by 100 zeros.

Q: Googleplex?

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A. A cinema with an amazingly large number of screens.

B. What is Google?