Ric Olie said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
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They resume the search. Eventually they come upon Qui-Gon, who crouches beside Ric Olié. Olié, the back of his head bloody, is near death’s door.
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COL. ORGANA : What happened to him?
QUI-GON : He must have hit his head against something. I don’t
know what.
RIC OLIÉ : I’m ... I’m dying.
QUI-GON : Just hold on. We’ll get you some medical attention.
RIC OLIÉ : Attention? For me? (laughs) Too late for that, kid,
too late.
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Olié’s face then goes slack. He’s dead. Qui-Gon rises to his feet, turning from the corpse to the others.
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Worst. Story. Ever.
You shouldn't be insulted. He's a version of you from an alternate universe who kills babies and eats kittens. Plus, he isn't as handsome as you are.