Okay, so that totally read like an April Fools joke, but is actually legit. I am not going to say I am not amused, at least they are doing something amusing with the whole zombies thing (and no, the dumb Pentagon level was not in the least bit amusing).

However, Call of Duty's zombie game modes are ridiculously unenjoyable. Call of Duty has this reputation of being a game for the dumb inbred masses, and the whole zombie mode definitely supports that notion. It is the pointless, shallow, Michael Bayesque answer to Left 4 Dead.

Shortly after Blackops was released, I was in a Gamestop and overheard a forty-fifty year old woman who was purchasing the game. When the clerk asked if it was for her son, she responded with, "Oh no, no, it's for me! Nazi Zombies! Best part of that whole game!"

:( Wow. I didn't even know what to think in response to that... still don't.

For all the work they put into this stupid zombie crap, I'd so much rather just have one more multiplayer map... or a more reasonable price tag... $15 for five maps and an incredibly worthless new zombie level. Might be worth it if they actually did something new and exciting with the additional zombie levels, but it is always the same thing with some new voice over slapped on and a newly designed map. I guess if it provides countless hours of entertainment for inbred children, then it has a charitable purpose at least...

^My most Skyjediesque post yet! I am quite proud.