Look over there, Ric Olie is here

Ric Olie said:

Good Sir,

It has been brought to my attention that you are using my name and visage without expressed written consent, and therefore are in direct violation of many U.S. and International treaties. If you would be so kind as to fill out the attached royalty form and send it back with the required processing fee, I will be sure to forward it on to the Nigerian Prince whom holds the rights to my brand.

Observantly Yours,
Ric Olie

So where is this Royalty form you speak of? You who are meant to be the most observant of observant people. You sir are a fraud! I await a real response from the real Ric Olié.

You haven't even spelt his name correctly, fraudster