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DuracellEnergizer said:
Q: Radiant cool, crazy nightmare. Zen New Jersey nowhere?
A: See a doctorb.
Q: What is the extra "b" for?
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The Q & A Thread — Page 5
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Gir said:
I don't. Know.
Q: What's with this imaginary quoting fad recently?
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A: You must have missed it the last time around if you think it's "recent."
Q: Why doesn't everyone recognize The Simpsons quotes?
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A: Simpsons are so mainstream
Q: Would it break the thread if didn't have a real question?
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A: No, but your missing words might.
Q: Blah?
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A: There's no I in Q.
Q: Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?
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A: Cool Ranch.
Q: Cheese dip or Spinach dip?
OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)
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A: No thanks.
Q: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!
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A : Just like me, they detect a seedy odour.
Q : Why do birds sing so gay?
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A: You mean they're a...
Q: What what?
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
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A: Yes, you can get a what what.
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A: Wrong thread, Frink.
Q: What was the last song you listened to?
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A: I've got more stories than J.D.s got Salinger.
Q: Does the sun rise at dawn or does the earth just spin along?
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A1: The Green Day one Fink just posted
A2: It's all just perspective, or how we see the world
Us many countless life forms on little balls that twirl
Q: Am I right side up or upside down? Is this real or am I dreaming?
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A: You're upside down, and this is very real.
Q: And [why do] lovers await the break of day?
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A: They have ordered sexy stuff online and are waiting for the postman.
Q: Yes or ELO?
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A: Normally, that would be tough, but a band was warming up on the quad outside of my office and they were playing Evil Woman louder than is safe for human consumption. So.. Yes.
Q: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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A: Buy one.
Q: Is this statement false?
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A: Yes, it's not.
Q: How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
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A: Zero. They'll just have someone contract the job out to the highest bidder. Or maybe to their wife's nephew or some other relation and pay him ridiculous amounts for the task.
Q: I haven't really got a question to ask, have I?
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A: No
Q: Does this look infected?
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A: Yes, we'd better amputate immediately!
Q: Ne qoftse te bije telefoni, a pergjigeni ju?
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A: If the phone falls, I can still usually answer it.
Q: Was that Albanian, and did I translate it correctly?
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A: No, it was in klingon.
Q: Would you watch a remake of the original Star Wars films done as a musical?
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A: With John Travolta as Han Solo and Olivia Newton-John as Mon Mothma? Hellya!
Q: How now, brown bureaucrat?