"Hey Palps, may I call you Pals? See Palps, you gotta loose this cloak and cape thing, it's too 80s. Hello? Ever heard of the 21st century? You know, you could try using some cotton, it fits you fine. And please do something with the hair, you know, now with episode 3 the 70s hairstyle is getting back, and I'm just loooving it!"

In a montage with the "I'm too sexy" song, Palpatine then enters a booth to try new clothes, and every time he comes out the queer guys give him the thumb down, then on his last time, dressed in a tight white shirt, blue jeans, and brown leather boots, they give him thumbs up.

"Palps you look terrific! Now you can conquer the galaxy... with style!"
"Dath Vader?"
"Yes, my Lord."
"Kill those fags."
"Yes my Lord." - and he uses the force and kills them.