This is my trash can.

This is a DVD released in 2004, wrongfully titled "The Empire Strikes Back." Someone named Harmy just gave me a copy of the real movie. I think someone must have put a similar but different film in the wrong DVD box before I bought it.

That's a better place for it. Alert my local garbageman to prepare for its arrival.

Now, this one was really strange. I swear the box said "Star Wars," but there were dinosaurs everywhere. And cartoon robots smackin' each other around. What a crock of shit.

I could find no better place in my home for this accursed plastic circle.

Now I'm really pissed off. If the first two weren't enough, this DVD was in the "Return of the Jedi" box. But when I put it in I saw some fucked up cartoon music video. I don't know what crazy 90's CGI movie that was, but it wasn't no "Jedi."

Strange that all three Star Wars DVDs I bought had the wrong movie in them.