WHO HAS DARED TO DISTURB MY REST???
By "rest," I mean that this thread was dormant, not that I was actually sleeping. And by "disturb," I mean that the thread was bumped. And by "bumped," I mean someone posted in the thread a long time after the last post. And by "post," I mean someone typed a message out and hit "post reply." And by "hit," I mean someone clicked the button with the mouse cursor.