My online handle is DuracellEnergizer (obviously), but my real name - which I shall not reveal - is alliterive. I'm a 23-year-old schmuck - a fact I sometimes come close to forgetting due to apathy. I never finished high school, thus I never graduated thus I have no diploma of any kind. I've only had one job so far, as a dishwasher, until I was laid off - a job that lasted barely six months - and have been unemployed for over two years now; my ability to obtain a new one is strangled by my lack of work experience and my social anxiety disorder. I live with my parents and sister - none of whom I can stand - with three dogs and an odd number of cats (five dogs until recently; one died from old age/illness, and the second was a puppy who had to be sold). I don't see my life improving at all, and - once my aged parents die - I expect to be become homeless. I occupy my days surfing the internet in an attempt to rid my mind of all these troubles, but the effort is useless.

Oh, and I have sciatica. @#$%ing icing on the cake.