Backing up a few rungs.

I found the whole 'every character is bi-sexual and really up for it' angle terminally 14 year old.

I'm with Charlie Brooker in thinking that most of Torchwood was Scooby-Doo with rude words, essentially a show aimed at children who have just discovered how hilarious profanity and fornication is.

The thing that miffs me as a Big Finish Audio fan is the bits that are interesting about Torchwood were done so much better as The Forge in those stories and RTD never gave credit to the writers or even mentions it as an inspiration but For King And Country, Children Of Earth was a bolt out of the blue, suddenly the show became the thing it was meant to be (even if it was for only one five part story).

Great missed opportunity for a eighties style title sequence featuring a truncated Billy Joel song though.