doubleofive said:
Actually Bingo, I wondered if it was you, but you have a "better half", so you are not "alone" like this guy. :-PBingowings said:
Elton John is the only homosexualist native to Britain.
When he get's drunk he thinks he is Anthony Ainley.
Having just knocked back my Christmas present from the folks next door (a nice bottle of port going by the label) on top of the bottle of wine he came in with, he is at the moment not the better of the two halves.
He is so drunk that has gone beyond Anthony Ainley, beyond Eric Roberts and is currently Gordon Tipple.