What Have You Been Eating? — Page 9

I don't like food anymore.

"I'm not a food person" - Whoopie Goldberg

Seriously.

Mexican gumbo and chicken tacos from Qdoba

Toast and rasberry jam.

A peanut butter and dorito sandwich

Whole grain bagel with cream cheese and raspberry jam

Tuna sandwich

Cheeseburger and a MelloYello carbonated soda.

Baby back ribs, garlic breadstick, french fries, Zantac-150.

I once picnicked beneath the rings of Zantac 150.  The helium atmosphere took a bit of getting used to, but the sunsets were quite remarkable.

^Lair.

My hat

12 inch Steak and Cheese melt from Subway.

Grilled cheddar and swiss on oatmeal bread with the souls of your ancestors.

Had my first dim sum with some friends this morning in Chicago's Chinatown. I had to take pictures, it was such an amazing spread. One of the girls in the group knows the restaurant's owner, so we got to try pretty much everything on the menu. The glass in the center is a giant lazy susan that you can spin to get food on the opposite side. For those that aren't familiar, dim sum is basically Chinese appetizers like bbq pork in sweet buns, shrimp dumplings, bone marrow, chicken feet, fried tofu, tarrow filled with beef, pastries filled with chicken and mushroom, on and on, served in little containers for a few dollars a piece. It's eaten traditionally as brunch in China. Large groups are the best because you can get to try a lot of different things. I skipped the chicken feet.

It was probably one of the most incredible food experiences of my life. I haven't eaten in 12 hours I was so full when we left.

Can you be seen anywhere in those two pictures?

Nope. I took the pictures. This is me:

Here is the most you will ever see of me:

Chickpea salad, peppers, olives, fake bacon and real eggs.