Holy crap! I'm gone for one day!
I read the ESB:R before I had to go work a 10 hour shift and it was all I could think about (boring job). Pretty convincing stuff, but now that I think about it I guess I shoulda realized. Glad to see it was all just a prank tho.
And this thread was hilarious too, and a good illustration on why Frink should never be given power...
+1 for the dick jokes Ady, too funny