This really is getting ridiculous, isn't it? Good fun though.
On a serious note, I really hope we've got this right and it is an April Fools Joke. It did read relatively convincing on the ESB:R thread, but at the same time I feel like Moth3r would've chimed in (and banned people from) this thread at some point to clarify. I'm leaning heavily toward joke, but I wouldn't be shocked if we've got it all wrong either.